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现世活宝

导演:
段吉顺
主演:
赵本山,石国庆,巩汉林,雷恪生,陈立中,黄素影,郝爱民,杨瑞库,雷瑞琴,董立范,石一夫,李金祥,郭达,杨蕾,句号,刘丛
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简介:
故事发生在华北某山区。遭裁员的笨山(赵本山 饰)巧遇郁郁寡欢的木犊(石国庆 饰),二人在县城贴出广告:山木多功能有限公司承揽婚丧嫁娶、推拿按摩、美容化妆。一时间顾客盈门,可他俩根本不懂广告中所吹项目,被按摩的客人叫声像杀猪,割双眼皮基本靠画,来占卜的人更是被晕得五迷三道。开张第二天,就有人吊着胳膊找他俩算帐,二人落荒而逃。二人逃到乡下,承揽了某乡长为孙子搞的百日庆典,笨山还捎带着接下为张大妈(陈立中 饰)和王二婶(黄素颖 饰)两家结阴亲的活儿。冒充厨师的木犊正为一道广东莱猴脑着急上火,笨山赶忙弄一盘猪脑端上去充数。由于找不到王二婶儿子的坟地,笨山弄一副狗骨头冒充其儿子的遗骨......
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